"Now another chance has come upon my presence"

That sentence was on a worksheet that we were going over in my Comp. class this morning. My teacher says, "When I first read that, I thought it sounded like something that Darth Vader would say to Luke." We all silently agreed that it did sound like something out of Star Wars. Then my professor said, "But I read it again and it sounded like something out of a porno."

1) I don't ever want to hear a 60 year old man say the word "porno"
2) Especially on a Monday