Emo Kids

What's up with you? "Emo". What is that anyway? I know it's short for "emotional", but why are you so emotional? Are you pregnant?

And why do you hang out at the mall? Real emo kids do not hang out at the mall. Even if there is a Hot Topic. Real emo kids don't shop at Hot Topic. They shop at....ok, so I don't know where they shop or hang out. Real emo kids do not listen to Avril Lavigne, Simple Plan, or Good Charlotte. They also do not post 34,657,865 self-potraits taken in the bathroom mirror on MySpace. Or maybe they do. I'm not emo. I don't know.

Anyway, drop the crappy music, black nail polish, and emotional baggage, OK?