Saturday, June 23, 2007

Dear Johnny Depp,

Hi. I hope this letter finds you well. I'm writing to tell you about something. Something that I've gone over before but I think you need a reminder.

You're American. You're from Kentucky. I realize that you are living in France but even French people do not have British accents. They have French accents.

Why don't you and Madonna get together and come see me? I'll teach you two how to speak without any kind of accent. Maybe we'll do lunch or something. Call me.

Love Always,
Megan

4 comments:

Amber said...

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becca.elpy said...

Your celeb letters are so funny. :)

MewPaperArts said...

Can we invite Gwyneth Paltrow to that lunch also?

I love it!

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