I am so old.

Riding in the car with my in-laws the other day (sans Kyle, he was at work) father-in-law told mother-in-law to turn left. She said, "To the left?" He said yes.

Then he said, "Isn't that a song?"

Thirteen year old brother says, "Yea, by Beyonce."

I said, "Oh wow. Generation gap...I thought of the Tootsie Roll."

(To the left, to the left! To the right, to the right! To the front, to the front! To the back, to the back!)