Today I learned something.

I learned that Ernest Hemingway was not, in fact, a large African-American man like I have been thinking for oh...my entire life.

Then I realized that, in my mind, I was picturing Ernest Hemingway as Louis Armstrong. So basically, I thought that they were long-lost identical twins.

I almost skipped history today but now I am really glad I went because who knows how long I would have gone on thinking this?