Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Things that will not happen at my wedding.

  1. The Macarena.
  2. That thing where he eats the garter off my leg.
  3. YMCA
  4. The Chicken Dance
  5. Shoving cake into each other's faces because if I get cake on my face, I'm going to take a shower and the party's over.
  6. Drunken relatives...ok, this one probably will happen anyway.

Anyone who violates these rules will have to deal with me being really, really mad at them and giving them mean looks forever.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Glad to see you've got some rules happening already.
I see Nutbush wasn't on there?
Always a good one at a wedding.
I'm with you with the garter and the cake, what is it with the cake?
Can't wait to see/here what else you come up with.

 

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